Contembating

One who is contemplating to masturbate, but questioning why or why not during such session. Or One who is making a serious or life changing decision while masturbating.

Wife - "Honey did you decide whether or not the baby is a good idea"
Husband - "Well, after a few hours of contembating, I have made this life changing serious decision."

by Corey The Frack April 13, 2010

contemplated complacency

Premeditated acceptance of a certain condition or behaviour

Contemplated complacency is not always a reassuring option.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Concerbate

Having to concentrate really hard while masturbating!

'My computer broke, so I had to concerbate really hard and think of that new girl in class'

by TrulyDisgusting November 1, 2012

Contempted

That 1 in a trillion feeling after a mosquito sucks your eye for some bizarre reason. You feel utterly confused and cannot even formulate words.

Man got contempted, look at him. He tried to put a table on his food.

by Luke O'Niggley III October 2, 2022

contemplate

when someone lays on top of you and lightly places their lips on your lips and the two of you say "contemplate" back and fourth. Same effect as a kiss.

OMG! natalie and matt contemplated on the green couch in natalies basement while we were watching madagascar. it was so cute!

by Mrs.guppy May 30, 2006

Contemplate

A three sided square

How tf you ain’t know what a three sided square is cmon big brain it’s a contemplate

by Grandma pantys April 30, 2019

stoned- contemplate

the action of looking thoughtfully at something for a long time, pondering upon the intricate form of its being.

As Rosa stoned- contemplated her pipe, she noticed a bump at the side of the bowl, "what is this?" She pondered.

by Le'stoned rose November 25, 2017