contarded

omg, she is soo contarded
by CarooxCore April 03, 2007
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contarded

-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.
-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).
by vincentttttt April 16, 2008
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contarded

constepated and retarded put together
She so contarded, I hate her.
by jaki January 19, 2004
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contard

noun
/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.
That contard voted for someone with no qualifications to be president and now everyone is losing his old health care coverage.
by mc rob January 11, 2019
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contarded

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.
by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006
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contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded
diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!
by a. nonimouse July 06, 2003
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contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.
She is so contarded and doesn't know anything
by josie321 November 29, 2015
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