Contange

Shitty little wooden hut

"I heard she lives in a contange"
"Haha, really? What a slag!"

by Lankylobsterlegs April 3, 2020

Controngled

To be in a state of sexual frustration

"He removed his shirt leaving me completely controngled"

"Their body is so controngling"

by Saltymaster14 March 12, 2017

Confangled

1. Something so awe inspiringly stupid/idiotic/shameful that one cannot even attempt to utter a word.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.

Example 1: Ionce heard that a man cut off his own penis to please his wife. I was confangled.

Example 2:

Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*

by The Nobody. January 29, 2009

Comangled

When people are linked too each other in random ways.

When random objects are put together and made into something.

Damn, how did Joe get comangled with that group of people?

by ~A~ October 14, 2008

Confagled

When one is indescribably happy.

Originally from words of unknown origin whilst still maintaining meaning from a very important mind.

"DUDE! I just got a blowjob! I'm so fucking confagled!"
"SEX!"

by FloggingMutton June 24, 2009

Confargled

When you feel confused, flustered, in decisive, concerned and just don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do about this situation. I'm so confargled right now, I just don't know .

by You.kno July 11, 2017

Confungled

Confused, Stupid, Misunderstood

Huh, we all in this bih confungled!

by Star&Jeff April 4, 2019