Contrived

Something that is created in a way that feels artificial and unrealistic, as apposed to something that arises spontaneously through nature.

Waluigi was only created for the purposes of giving Wario a Tennis Partner; He only exists to be Roster Filler. Contrived because he wasn't created organically through the creators own passion.

by DeScRiPtOr92584 August 19, 2018

Conserve School

A grand semester school. Often given a bad rap by the hostile 4-year students who still aren't over the fact that shit happens. Explore the wilderness, get an education, and have fun for only $200!

Wow, Conserve School was such a great experience! I'm glad I didn't listen to all of the haters who are jealous they don't get this experience!

by GrowUp August 21, 2013

contrivium

all those crazy science fiction materials with bizarre properties used to explain how the space travel gets around the laws of science.
contrivium is infinitely strong, lightweight, a room temperature superconductor, heatproof, and constantly emits high energy B.S. particles that can be used as a source of almost limitless energy.

engineer: "oh no! an engineering problem! what will we do?"

other engineer: "just build it out of contrivium!"

engineer: "oh yeah I forgot about that!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020

Constipeetion

Similar to constipation, when you gotta whiz but you just can't. Sometimes can be frustrating or even painful.

"F@$&! Constipeeted."

or

"Dude don't watch me when I pee. You're giving me constipeetion."

by Rainiac August 20, 2009

ecumenically contrived

A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.

If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?

by YAWA May 4, 2018

Contraverse

A cross between contridict and controversial in other words s argueing with themselves while contridicting.

The lady was very Contraverse with herself in a argumentative style.

by Brock stocks February 24, 2018

broa constrictor

A bro who likes to hug other bros.

"Dude, Kyle can't stop hugging me. I think he's a broa constrictor."

by broskie March 4, 2005