Road construction is a team sport, usually played by only one team. The object of the game is to place as many orange cones on the road for as long as possible. The sport attracts a variety of spectators usually arriving by vehicle in the earlier mornings and in the late afternoons. The sport can also be coupled with a game of Detour. In the game of Detour, the fans are given a series of complicated directions to follow with one critical piece of information missing. The object of the game of Detour is to determine this critical piece of information.
1. Hey Bob, I'll be watching the Road Construction this morning so I'll be late to work.
2. Yeah, sorry I'm late. Detour lasted a lot longer than expected. They gave us some really tough clues.
2. Yeah, sorry I'm late. Detour lasted a lot longer than expected. They gave us some really tough clues.
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The time of year when it seems like every main road or side street is undergoing some sort of roadway construction. The fixing of potholes, trimming of branches, or (personal favorite) middle of the road guy in a manhole doing god knows what, are typical of construction season.
Getting to the beach was a bitch today, fuckin construction season is in full force!
I didn't even realize construction season was around the corner till they marked up my street with paint.
I didn't even realize construction season was around the corner till they marked up my street with paint.
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by bewarnecke_00 December 18, 2014
Get the Social Constructionism mug.“Construction Anxiety” is a condition that comes from seeing orange and white caution cones everywhere you go. The overuse of these cones and all the construction going on around you is enough to cause this disorder.
Chase was driving and sees yet ANOTHER construction area with the orange and white cones. This sends his construction anxiety up to a level of epic proportions. The stop and go, slow down, right lane closed, traffic jams are more than he can take!
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Deploys into a Construction Yard, which contains the equipment for building temporary military structures.
Deploys into a Construction Yard, which contains the equipment for building temporary military structures.
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person 1: breaking bad is literally the best show
person 2: tf u talking about fixing good is way better
person 3: wdym have yall never heard about constructing neutral?
person 2: tf u talking about fixing good is way better
person 3: wdym have yall never heard about constructing neutral?
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