Constitution

Something liberals know nothing about but think they do. A historical document drafted in 1787 by the Continental Congress in Philadelphia, and the foundation of American law that liberals consider irrelevant today because it does not coincide with their misguided views. The liberals only use the Constitution to twist its wording and further their agenda i.e. using SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE to ban anything considered religious from public, and turning FREEDOM OF RELIGION into Freedom from Religion.
The U.S. Constitution is NOT law (despite what liberals tell you), but merely the foundation of our laws. The U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence are the greatest documents the human race has seen.
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Constitution

The opposite of Prostitution. The act of paying for sex.
Man GW's so ugly he's gotta be into constitution.
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Constitution

When something or someone like doesn´t exist.. You can´t see it.. It´s like part of something bigger.. What is it called? ehmm yea!
constitution, it´s constitution.
Your not a person anymore, your a constitution.
by Der Wubbileinen February 05, 2004
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ConsTITution

A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.
She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.
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constitutional

Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."
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The Constitution

A magical document that always agrees with you.
You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!
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constitutional

bowel movement, poo, dump, crap--- generally in the morning
Having a bowl of Irish oatmeal helped him with his morning constitutional.
by nycgirlh May 25, 2007
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