condarrhea

The first liquid squirt from a condiment bottle.

Unsuspecting Tom forgot to shake up the mustard before applying it to his hotdog. Resulting in an embarrassing, mostly liquid spray which we dubbed, "condarrhea".

by ronthedrainguy August 29, 2009

Constarrhœa

con-stuh-REE-uh

A horrible condition of simultaneously having constipation and diarrhea
i.e. when you have to shit, but you can’t and it comes out as diarrhea

I Have bad Constarrhœa

by MalakaDestroyer October 23, 2018

Constirrhea

The unfortunate physical situation of having diarrhea while simultaneously being constipated.

“Oh man, my stomach is cramping and spasming constantly because I have diarrhea but I’m so constipated it won’t come out.”

“Wow man, it sounds like you’ve got constirrhea. That really sucks.”

by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022