Constanipple

When a person constantly has erect nipples.

I should have worn a padded bra. I have constanipple.

by Ray Ven June 6, 2018

constripulator

That lazy chode that cuts across lanes of a parking lot, only to miss your car by a inch, because their schedule can't accomodate an extra second to be courteous to other drivers.

That dang constripulator almost hit my '81 Honda.

by kstrachdeuce September 14, 2007

Constadrunk

Being in a constant state of inebriation while remaining conscious and alive.

The host of Epic Meal Time is constadrunk.

by HazardousHap July 21, 2011

constanipple

When you constantly have erect hard nipples

I should’ve worn a padded bra today , I have constanipple

by Rae-vyn June 6, 2018

Constantipation

(N): Being constantly constipated; always having to poop but never being able to.

"Honey, you better start taking some pepto bismo for your constantipation"

by 100241 August 30, 2014

Rosentien Constabridge

Rosentien Constabridge is ambitious, good smelling, ambidextrous, as well as one of the founding fathers of the next species. He uses his exceptional karate abilities In conglomeration with his natural affinity for civil engineering to the scale of Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s “New Deal” following the Great Depression. He is also a grandmaster lover having studied the teachings of the biggest simps in history including Vincent van Gogh and Abraham Lincoln. Despite living in a secluded yert in the Mongolian highlands he has a large network of sleeper cells ready for the Zombie apocalypse.

Do you think Rosentien Constabridge will melt the icecaps if there’s a zombie apocalypse?

by Leotrell Trontruid November 23, 2021

Rosentien Constabridge

Rosentien Constabridge is ambitious, good smelling, ambidextrous, as well as one of the founding fathers of the next species. He uses his exceptional Taekwondo abilities in conglomeration with his natural affinity for civil engineering to the scale of Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s “New Deal” following the Great Depression. He is also a grandmaster lover having studied the teachings of the biggest simps in history including Pablo Picasso and Abraham Lincoln. Though he lives in a secluded yurt in the Mongolian Highlands he has a vast network of operatives awaiting the zombie apocalypse.

Do you think Rosentien Constabridge will melt the icecaps if Taylor Swift wins another Grammy?

by Leotrell Trontruid November 23, 2021