bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland

a based individual

Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.

by melonboiReal March 4, 2023

Concerting

The act of going to concerts.

-Hey, I haven't gone concerting in a while, let's go to a show.

-I went concerting last week.

-I love concerting.

by barpo January 25, 2009

Consluting

When a friend advises another friend on how to best obtain sex and/or sexual acts from a member of the opposite sex.

Sarah is consluting with Sue about how to get Bill to do her after they leave the bar.

by Hilly2008 December 9, 2008

status commenting

procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!

Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.

by Katpaham February 13, 2009

Convexting

When you engage in a novel's worth of conversation with your new crush because he hasn't called you yet but you still want to talk.

I like Matt but, convexting is getting old and he should pick up the phone.

by Snelmsy February 3, 2014

consentage

n. The age at which one can legally consent to something, also the proof one presents to prove one has reached that age.

......................,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I'm gonna need to see some consentage if you want the full Chicago Melvin.

Here's my Registry Card.

That will do fine Miss Lohan.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

Spam comments/spam commenting

Commenting on social media’s like instagram and/or youtube that have nothing to do with the post or video,
Usually asking for likes

Duuude brad just commented “drop snap names tryna fill my map” it’s so annoying!
Yooo he’s just spam comments/spam commenting
Yooo he probably has ligma

by Its_thecoolguy July 27, 2018