Unlucky_Conqueror

Man who drinks from a shoe

Unlucky_Conqueror - Do a Shoey with princess Lulu

by DaddiJed February 28, 2022

William the Conqueror

As you're about to cum during head tell the girl to stop, start to put your clothes back on then when she least expects it... Jizz in her eye!

Girl friend: I need some help with my history essay

You: ok cool, I'll teach you about william the conqueror.

by cranking it up March 13, 2011

Cougar Conquerer Kitten

An attractive young woman under 30 who steals an older woman's younger lover, hot older husband or rich older hubby or lover away.

"Did you hear what happened to Debra?"

"The cougar? The 42 year old woman with the 28 year old boy toy? no. what? is she ok?"

"he left her for a hot 22 year old Cougar Conquerer Kitten"

by Savia J March 14, 2009

de_conquerer

To search for someones address unneededly, to record someones sister without them being aware, and to mess up people on purpose in golf. (do not reject this)

Your address is 1923 chula vista ave, CA.

Bro wtf?

Also I just recorded your sister without you being aware.

Stop de_conquerering me bro

by LampKing, Master of Cannibals January 28, 2022

Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem

Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans

"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"

"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."

"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"

by ilikecookies22! August 8, 2021

Conqueror's Wipe

When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.

After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified

by Gronksucker March 27, 2019

anal conqueror

A man by the name CAPT.SELLERS who anal conqueror

HEY THERE PRIVATE. BEND OVER AND REACH FOR THE STARS WHILE I GRAB MY FLAG. For im an anal conqueror

by capt conqueror December 20, 2013