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dune coonitis

A disease that is only found in the middle east.it causes the dune coons..aka sand niggers to want to blow themselves the fuck up. there for alot of dune coons have it hence all the suicide bombing all over the place..
that fucking sand nigger had dune coonitis..good thing he is cured because he blew himself the fuck up..thats also one less dune coon we have to worry about.
by dunecoon69 March 7, 2011
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contrition

Grief of heart for sin.
His everpresent contrition formed his original opinion.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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Condomitis Interruptus

Definition 1:

Unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the penis ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. Generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Alternate spelling: Condomitus Interruptus.

Definition 2:

Alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be anticipated occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Definition 3:

Interruption of condom placement due to limp dick, whiskey dick, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one's partner disrobe.

Definition 4:

Safe sex due to loss of boner and subsequent loss of rubber.
"Shit, babe. You lost your hard-on again? Hey - I'm all for you feeling more upbeat about life, but I'm sick of this recurring Condomitis Interruptus."

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"Dammit Sam. How much Condomitis Interruptus do I have to put up with? You think you're depressed now? Get off the fucking happy pills or I'm leaving your sorry ass."
by BigLittleWolf August 10, 2009
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Contridislap

N. A combination of contradict and slap. It is when you are opposing someone and they slap you without thinking, usually from anger.
Metro Guy:"Yeah, I've been being in the bathroom a lot lately, so me and Joe are fighting over who should get more bathroom time...he got mad and I got a contridislap."
Other Guy:"Oh, my, god, did he say sorry."
Metro:"Yeah, he was just mad...I deserved it."
by Aaron Deaton May 23, 2007
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chloritis

doesn't that mean clitoris
i like it when a man rubs my chloritis in a cirucular motion? whats a chloritis?
by j. cook December 23, 2003
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conartist

See gangsta,Thuggin, OR toss my salad. The opposite of pwn. He gives out <33, so much love.
ConArTisT gave <33's to Sgt.Pepper
by Anonymous February 27, 2003
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letter of contrition

A broad range of letters that may be reported by one person, which is meant to be an important piece of material, as analyzed and determined by Double D (DD)
My cousin stole my letter of contrition but left my expensive sneakers and X-Box
by DoubleD800 August 1, 2018
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