shit canned brad

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020

connection terminated

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

i was about to kill the night guard until i got connection terminated

by Sr_Mario May 6, 2021

canned coochie

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6

1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?

by McThicc Two December 12, 2018

kurtis conner

the best swaggest yee yee youtuber of all time🤠🤠 also the mayor of kurtistown. an amazing town you should def move to :)))

person A: i dont watch kurtis conner

person B: we cant be friends anymore, sorry partnah!🤠🤠

by for the boys!! November 19, 2020

Finneas O’Connell

Finneas O’Connell is a young man that is the age of 21. He is know to make music with his sister billie eilish. Finn and bil have been making music since billie was around 13 and they have grown so much since then. Finneas has a total of 8 songs released and plans to release a new song every 6 weeks. These siblings are on the rise to becoming millionaires and soon enough billionaires

Finneas O’Connell makes good ass music I recommend

by öoooo October 7, 2018

my internet connection

Trash

My internet connection is trash

by Sanguine Pendulum May 4, 2018

Coiner

A coiner is someone who compulsively buys ticket refills in Rebel Racing.

-"Dude, that portuguese guy just joined my h2h bracket and he already has 900 points! I hate these coiners!"
-"Yeah, I know, he does that every time... he just can’t help but paying to win. Last time he did over 4k points in my bracket!"

by Tina-turner July 4, 2021