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Conjogulate

Is when you hit something and it changes its shape almost entirely.
The mountain was conjogulated when the metiorite hit it, reducing its height by 100 feet and increased its width by 200 feet.
by asdfmovie2 February 6, 2010
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Conjugulate

to mess up or do something wrong. Or to become sick
Ughh that pie totally conjugulated my stomach!

Katie is stupid; she always conjugulates in class.
by melanie w April 1, 2007
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Conjobulate

A word used to describe mixing stuff together.
"Hey bb gorl wanna conjobulate 🥵"
by Zipstey October 26, 2020
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conjubulated

A feeling experienced when Chris Lantz's mother is sighted. Usually ends in boner-induction.
Dude, when I saw Chris's mom the other day, I got totally conjubulated!
by Dr. Wanker March 6, 2005
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confogulated

1. to be in a state of confusion about a topic; 2. to be late because you were driving through fog
1. I'm pretty confogulated about why she wouldn't invite us to dinner. 2. Sorry, sir, I'm confogulated this morning. I could only drive twenty miles on the way here.
by pweidman December 4, 2009
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conbogulate

A tendency to reinforce our devotion when asked to defend or explain our position. If we are asked to explain our feelings on an issue, as soon as the words leave our mouths we have already started to cement a position on the issue. Even if we have little or no background knowledge on it. We have the ability to convert hearsay, our own sense of logic or abstract thoughts into "facts" that we can draw upon to justify or explain our position. When challenged on the same idea in the future we are likely to take the original stance rather than revise it. Especially if we believe we hold the popular viewpoint.
"Jeremy Irons once said in an interview that if gay marriage were made legal, it would open up the ability for men to marry their sons. He was slammed by the media. In a media statement to follow he clarified his position by explaining that incest laws were there to prevent inbreeding and logically it does not prevent man and son from marrying."

Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.
by Santas little helper April 7, 2013
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conjibulate

The act of poking something icky with a stick. Normally the corpse of a dead animal, like something washed up on a sea shore or road kill. Maybe turning over a semi dried cow pat. The stick is called a conjibulator.

To use a stick to investigate something you don't want to use your hands or fingers for. Because Urgh. But it's kind of fascinating.
I found a dead hedgehog in the garden I just had to conjibulate it. When I turned it over there were loads of maggots. Urgh. Conjibulator Conjibulating
by Lucid Space Dog May 24, 2016
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