Contagious

1. Something which spreads from one person or group to another with comparative ease.

2. An indication of time.

1. The H1N1 influenza virus is extremely contagious.

2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

contagious song syndrome

When one person starts to sing a song close to someone else who then starts to sing the same song subconsciously. Then that person sings it close to someone else and the chain continues.

When Bill started singing "Hotel California" George started singing and then Bob started to sing. Bill set off the contagious song syndrome.

by LEOGEO October 3, 2009

Conjavitus

Conjavitus is a disease found in the throat. It causes large mucus build up in the back of the throat which results in short deep coughs. Conjavitus is a non-deadly disease but slightly contagious if you are in close proximity of someone with the disease. This throat disease may cause you to become extremely irritable and drowsy. If not cured within two weeks the disease will continue to spread, resulting in nausea, headaches, sore throat, and irritable/red eyes. After one month you may experience visions and become delusional, similar to someone who is diagnosed with schizophrenia. The medication or cure for Conjavitus has not been scientifically created but drinking 32 oz of water a day as well as a basic pain reliever has been proven to be the most successful in getting rid of Conjavitus.

Blayze: *coughs*
Paige: Bro I think you got Conjavitus.

by MsConjavitus July 6, 2022

contagious

Infectious, like laughter.

It will take that poor contagious to pick up all those marbles he dropped on the tiled floor.

by Bad Bart July 28, 2004

The Theory Of Contagious Communism

The theory that communism has the ability to transmit through human contact. This theory was created by a young man called Bing Ahen.

The Theory of contagious communism is basically commiting Soviet Union

by Thisisapseudoname March 24, 2021

Conivious

The mix of conniving and devious.

Commonly used to describe women who like to scheme.

"Haha! You are such a conivious clam!"

"Well...If she isn't treating her bf right. Someone else will!"
"No shit sherlock..."

by PumpkinClam October 22, 2011

Contagious

Very Cool; Very Catchy; Quite Acceptable

Dude, that concert was contagious!!

by Peelio January 21, 2004