Congress 

Synonym for cluster-fuck.

There's a 10 car pileup on I-95, its a real congress.

Congress by ShutdownHater October 8, 2013

Congress 

The act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur.

They had congress.

Congress by Wordnet July 18, 2003

Congress 

Do-Nothing F@#cktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.

"95% of Americans want an assault weapons ban yet all Congress wants to do is kick us in the nuts, have gay sex in airport bathrooms, and vote themselves pay raises.

Congress by The Real Jon Stewart April 30, 2013

Congress 

A gathering of sorts in which useful ideas are proposed, debated, debated some more, revised to please some moronic babbling baboons whose only goal in life is to make yours miserable, revised a final time, voted upon, and usually rejected. Also synonymous with "Animal Farm", "Yellow pages" (some brilliant jackass found a way to waste time and reveal the phone numbers and addresses of several hundred Americans), and rarely, "Progress". Current place of residence is in two buildings, one of which strikingly resembles a single female breast.

Person 1: "Yo man, you seem them Reps battle it out in Congress last night? That shit was teh SHIT! I mean, when the dude from Connecticut pulled out the chainsaw, I was all, 'YEAH!!! F-ing A! GO AMERICA! LIBERTY OR FUCKING DEATH, BITCH!'."

Person 2: "You SO belong in Congress, dude."

Congress by Random Person 7 August 2, 2009

Congress 

A legislative body that has the real power. They fund and create laws and programs, impeach, and confirm appointments. The president almost always has to get past them before anything can be done. I can understand why its easy to blame the president for everything that is wrong because there is only one president and hundreds of congresspeople, but if you really want to have a voice, get off your butt and contact your local congressperson

Write to your local Senator or Congressperson

Congress by remeber me! July 25, 2010

Congress 

A.K.A the opposite of progress

So if con is the opposite of pro, then the opposite of progress is congress.

Congress by McLovinBro April 27, 2015

Congress 

A group of people that vote on our laws... or are supposed to. Most of what they do is argue and can't get to a decision, resulting in a shutdown, and maybe in the future, a default. They decide on the budget... but never do.

Me: Hi congress
Congress: Can't you see we're trying to decide on the budget
100 years later
Me: Hi congress
Congress: We're not done yet deciding on the budget.

Congress by uuuuuuuuggggg November 6, 2013