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blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to figure out whether to keep his/her blankets on or off. Typically experienced in the winter and summer seasons.
Joe: Last night sucked man. Blanket confusion kept me up for so long...
Matt: Sucks to suck!
by gtg01 March 25, 2012
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Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.
Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!

A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!

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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.

A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.
by yarden1234567 December 8, 2009
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i am confusion

A phrase saying that you are confused used in a simi popular internet meme.
(Hears a confusing theory on 9/11) . I am confusion.
by Sober calvin February 26, 2017
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confusion deathmonkey

1. a delusional and fictitious creature that enjoys playing with explosives and wandering around aimlessly in a hallucinogenic state.

2. a popular podcast recorded and produced in Kansas City, MO, by three guys who have a lot of free time and a lot to scream at each other about.
I used to listen to the morning radio show on the way to work, but now I listen to Confusion DeathMonkey radio.
by wbcjshi February 3, 2010
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Confusion Boner

1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.

2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.

3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.
Is this sexy? Because it's giving me a total confusion boner right now...
by thatthingoverthere June 5, 2011
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mass confusion

Father's Day in the ghetto.

LBJ's "War on Poverty" was a $5,000,000,000,000.00 boondoggle that destroys black families to this very day.
Maury: "In our seemingly endless series on mass confusion, Boomsheeka 'Miss Thang' Chickenheader is about to find out the results of her 87th paternity test."

Boomsheeka: "This is gonna be the one Maury; I am sure this time. D'tronne is definitely the father."

Maury: (thinking to himself that he needs to get a REAL job) "D'tronne... is NOT the father!"

Boomsheeka: "Aiiiyeeeee!" (runs backsatge and slides down wall)
by One Stark Reality May 17, 2008
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confusion

this really weird feeling you get in your gut when you know somethings not right. or, not being in control and knowing what acctually is happening
no one likes to be confused/=
jen- idk this is like complete confusion, i mean like when he kissed me last night, uknow?

sam-yeah i get you

jen- i thought he didnt like me

sam-yeah

jen-/=
by uppnOrthh January 24, 2010
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