Confuckamus

Old Roman Latin for : Holy fuckin' shit!

Ceasar (at the Ides of March): Even you Brutus, my son?!

Brutus: Confuckamus!

by Reverend Rapture October 14, 2016

Confucked

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

by catfood69 May 11, 2016

confuckingtinuously

1. Without any fucking interruption whatsoever.

2. To proceed with an activity without any fucking breaks, gaps, or pauses.

A: "Hey man where you at? You coming to the gym?"
B: "Can't bro, I'm tapped out - my girl and I have fucked confuckingtinuously for 2 days straight."

by nim_k August 15, 2018

Confuckulate

This word is a combination of 'Fucked up' and 'discombobulate'. It means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. It can be used as: confuckulated, disconfuckulate, disconfuckulated

I was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the Army, and the word discombobulated was used. A few minutes later, when I heard something really stupid, before thinking I said "That is disconfuckulated!"

by Mud Rat June 28, 2011

confuckled

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.

I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!

by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

confuckingfused

To be utterly clueless.

You've been told 5 times to clean your room, why do you look so confuckingfused?

by chitownFF October 2, 2010

Confuckdrum

An avoidable melodrama usually involving characters with names like "Martha" who embrace the Dunning-Kruger effect

That's a hell of a confuckdrum you've found yourself in, Martha

by KMac13 April 25, 2021