condonate

A person named nate who most likely lives in a condo.

Dude, lets stop by condonate's for a brew.

by condonate May 17, 2007

condomasturbate

to masturbate into a condom.

Whenever he masturbates, he condomasturbates.

by uttam maharjan October 13, 2011

condamnation

A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.

"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."

- Jesus

by levi_athan September 25, 2011

Condomate

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'

Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate

by Sebubby January 14, 2020

Condemnation Cough

This is the fake cough that non-smokers give to someone smoking, even in an outdoor setting. It is generally characterized by one dry cough and accompanied by a dirty look.

Fred: Hey, I think Mike is getting sick. I was outside smoking, and he walked past me coughing.

Bill: Naw, man, that's just a condemnation cough.

by Skuldseidhr November 9, 2011

Condomsation

The moisture outside of a condom.

Damn! There was a lot of condomsation last night.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

condomnundrum

The moment of indecision encountered after opening a fresh condom concerning which way it should unroll.

Bill lost his wood while solving his latest condomnundrum.

by aLeXaNdEr September 8, 2014