Condan

The ultimate brotp. Everyone loves Condan. They instantly click based on their shared love for guitars and Jimi Hendrix. They will band together to destroy you with their bro-ness.

Did you see Condan the other day?
Yeah bro. I'm so jealous of their bro-ness. Why can't we be like that, bro?
Idk, bro

by Pancake203 May 22, 2019

consarn

kind of like "damn" in old western language. not meant to be used by itself, but with "it" or "ye" as in you.

"Consarn ye Tom!" She yelled.
"Consarn that bastard!"
"Consarn ye!"

by ingrown toenail owner May 16, 2008

consarnit

Consarnit is a truly wonderful word with the connotation that something negative has just happened. It's essentially the equivalent of saying "Damnit".

Consarnit, I just dropped a hammer on my toe!

by malander April 12, 2004

Condaddy

A person named samantha . And BOII SHE LIT ASFF!!

(We walk into Art Class) Ori: CONDADDY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!
Me:BOII YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!

by CONDADDY 💕 October 28, 2017

California Condor Nest

An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.

Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.

Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.

Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.

by 84579876874 June 29, 2011

Conjarvent

The word that you add to a paper to make your writing seem better than it is.

Man I got a 100 on my English exam and my teacher did not notice that I used the word conjarvent.

by Mr skid November 18, 2009

concar

Nickname for the most badass motherfucker on the planet. Legend has it that he pulled out King Arthur's sword and used it to shave his sweet man chops. Don't fuck with Concar. Also see "Connor Doherty".

I was gunna fight that guy, but when he showed up with Concar, I shit my pants.

by Concar89 July 17, 2014