conch

To pattern or fix up

That girl needs to conch

She better shut up before she gets conched

by PENDELEM November 22, 2018

Conch

A story or Statment that at first hearing apears to be normal but upon examination is a waste of time and not something that was worth saying in the first place

Similar to "Talking Shit"

When someone is talking conch they are talking just for the sake of talking and keeping conversation going.

James: "One time me and marcus got a bag of MnMs and just ate them"

Karl: "Thats not a story James! Stop Talking Conch!"

by Strang Entertainment December 31, 2009

Conch

A person who is a real clown and een have no say or no stripes AT ALL.

“You really buy food for that gyal and een get no cunny? You issa real conch”

by Uniprince October 16, 2019

conch

a kind of shell. the conch shell can be used to make a noise when blown.

i found a conch shell on the beach

by coco139888 December 16, 2004

Conch

A word that defines everything good in any given situation.

hey sexy you look conch!

whats conching?
That was soo conch.

Did you see that Umar guy so not Conch

by nooraa December 5, 2019

conch

Refering to the female genitalia due to it's resemblence to the marine gastropod mollusc. a.k.a. pussy,vagina,cooch; pernounced with the ch sound

Dude, Caitie came over last night in that one dress n' I totally seen her conch.

by jakkovasaurus April 14, 2010

Conch

A person that is very nosy and has a big mouth. Usually full of excuses and lies.

Luis Bonilla is named Dona Conch because he gets involved in things that have nothing to do with him.

by Luis Varo November 5, 2009