Person 1: Oh god, don't click on this link, it's disgusting!
Person 2: I have revulsion compulsion :D *clicks anyway*
Person 2: I have revulsion compulsion :D *clicks anyway*
by TeacakesOnToast June 03, 2011
A compulsive liar is defined as someone who lies out of habit. Lying is their normal and covert yet reflexive way of responding to questions. Compulsive liars bend the truth about everything, large and small. For a compulsive liar, telling the truth is very awkward and uncomfortable while lying feels right. Compulsive lying is usually thought to develop in early childhood, due to being placed in an environment where lying was necessary. A compulsive liar may also have difficulties with poor self esteem. For the most part, compulsive liars are not overly manipulative and cunning, rather they simply lie out of habit
Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, has a normal, and reflexive way of responding to questions. When reporters in his press pool ask him questions he responds in a very awkward and uncomfortable manner, due to his poor self esteem the press secretary, will lie out of habit and does not like to be confronted and called a "Compulsive Liar", with his past admissions, after being shown video tapes of his constant screw up's.
by clungasd August 12, 2010
by Cousins everywheres December 20, 2013
Although receiving therapy, my compulsive trolling has worsened to the extent where I'm compelled to troll in real life.
by Captainspermoid April 18, 2011
Someone living in a fantasy world of their own creation. Generally lies to either make themselves look 'cool' or to become more popular.
Compulsive liars also lie to gain the upper-hand in arguments or confrontations and to provoke sympathy from their peers.
Compulsive liars also lie to gain the upper-hand in arguments or confrontations and to provoke sympathy from their peers.
"I'm moving to Canada"
"I'm earning at LEAST £20k + bonus"
"I'll send your PSP as soon as I get the money"
"My Mum died.. twice"
"I'm earning at LEAST £20k + bonus"
"I'll send your PSP as soon as I get the money"
"My Mum died.. twice"
by Phanny July 14, 2005
Dylan: "Some random guy just poked me on Facebook and it isn't the first time!"
James: "It's so weird when people do that!"
Dylan: "Yeah, some people suffer from Compulsive Pokitis - they just poke everybody!"
James: "It's so weird when people do that!"
Dylan: "Yeah, some people suffer from Compulsive Pokitis - they just poke everybody!"
by Chadwick10 November 24, 2010
A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.
"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"
by thee definer;) March 05, 2014