Compression Shorts

Ultimate boner control while making out with a girl

Thank god for my compression shorts last night. It held my boner down so it wasn't poking Kirsten in the leg.

by Tallahassee31 September 23, 2012

compressor

Compressor/Kompressor refers to any Mercedes Benz with a supercharged engine. Superchargers force air into an internal combustion engine to increase horsepower and torque.

Money on the dresser / drive a Compressor / Top notch hos get the most / not the lesser - UGK Ft Outkast - Int'l Players Anthem

by jja_0 August 19, 2009

Compression helmet

Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory". The "fun theory" states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.

Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?

Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.

Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!

by Roachey15 August 1, 2009

Tutto compreso

From the Italian meaning all inclusive. In American parlance it is used to mean everything and nothing at the same time, but mostly nothing. When, for example, there is so much/too much that it becomes meaningless or useless.

I have every iPad app known to man, but most are pretty useless. Very tutto compreso.

by Munmunword April 18, 2011

comprestand

To Comprehend and to understand at the same time, thus having a full comprehension and understanding of the situation or idea etc.

I comprestand what you mean about her amazing body.

I comprestand my rights Occifer.

by Curtis F. A.K.A C~Dawg September 6, 2005

The Air Compressor

When you slap your friend on the butt between the cheeks so air gets forced into their butt.

Friend 1: I gave John the air compressor last night

Friend 2: what did he do

Friend 1: not much, just walked weird after having 50 psi straight up his anus

by Almightypizza May 24, 2016

Air Compressor

Something you call a sluty woman who tends to give a lot of blow jobs.

Bro 1: "Woah bro, did you see that hot ass Mexican chick?!"

Bro 2: "Yeah she looks like an Air Compressor."

by Oztan June 24, 2013