selective comprehension

The act of processing only the portion information given that is gratifying or essential. (Defined by Michael W. Banks)

"What do you have, selective comprehension?!"

by HughJa'Sole July 6, 2015

set comprehension

A piece of shit subject that not even Einstein could master.

by this subject sucks September 21, 2003

reading comprehension devil

a saying that is used when someone doesn't understand a piece of media/literature. refers to the show/manga "chainsaw man."

Person 1: "The man who was murdered in the story the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe was actually alive the whole time and it was his heart was beating in the floorboards!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"

by bookuser11 December 19, 2023

Lack of comprehension

Someone can't read well or being clueless and ignorant the whole time.

me: "NBA and fans called themselves the best of the world for having the best players of the world and opposed Noah Lyles, yet they lost to Real Madrid, it shouldn't matter if the star players are playing or not."
tony: "US haters are reaching, it's like saying Inter Miami should win without Messi!"
me: "Except they don't call themselves the best of the world or world champion though."
tony: "Can't debate a guy with a wii avatar, can't take your words seriously."
"It was made with a Switch btw and go check out Noah Lyles' words, you're either stuck in last decade or lack of comprehension the whole time."

by gwercbich October 24, 2023

oxford hills comprehensive high school

A large shitty school where all the displaced kids from oxford hills are crammed.

A place where the staff are money hungry and the principle is a big Italian ass clown who only cares about his golf equipment.

"The oxford school for unimaginative kids"

"The drool school"

Do you see Timmy over There? Yeah three time special Olympic champion. He got his high school diploma from oxford hills comprehensive high school. Maybe you should too!

by P. PICKLE DICKERSON May 3, 2018

comprehentious, comprehentiousness

to bombastically draw conclusions or make extrapolations from inadequate data;

a compounding of comprehention and pretentious.

Bob, the new sales guy, spent 30 minutes learning our newest product and announced that he could see that there needs to be major improvements before anyone can really use it. 30 min.!! I find that so comprehentious. He doesn't even know how to use it.

by boB Harvey November 6, 2003

Treorchy comprehensive school

A pile of shit with nerds, geeks and savages
If you’re a druggie behind the barn is for you. If you’re a nerd then you’ll get bullied.

Always a popular group who hates other groups and thinks they’re it. All girls wear makeup even when it’s a “strict school”. Boys no under 2 cuts, hehe.

If you go down pupil support (unit) then you’re it as it’s such a big deal. So easy to get a detention though, just say something to the teacher and magically you have a detention. Unless you’re that nerd who every teacher likes.

*No phones* fucking bullshit

This place should go burn down fp

Someone add to this because I don’t know fuck all to say

Let’s go to treorchy comprehensive school, we can smoke behind the barn then

by Godieffs August 20, 2018