complainiac

someone who complains so much, that no one likes to talk to them, or be around them.

"man, you would think that guy has never done hard work before- he's such a complainiac"

by jonathan cox July 28, 2008

Dove Campaign for Real Beauty

A marketing campaign disguised as a Public Service Announcement. A series of ads by Dove/Unilever featuring several thick-waisted, moderately attractive women that are supposed to change the face of beauty, er, sell lots of soap. Mainly appeal to insecure, middle class female bloggers who can't deal with the fact that there are women out there who are thinner and prettier than themselves or their overindulged daughters. The revelation that many of these ads had been heavily airbrushed has pretty much brought this nonsense to an end.

Laura: I bought the Dove firming cream because the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty is trying to make women love their bodies as they are.

Caitlin: If our bodies are beautiful as they are, why do we need firming cream?

by St Veronica July 7, 2010

taint complaint

when your taint smells so foul that someone makes a formal complaint to the local authorities.

Man, Martin's taint smelled so bad that Jenny filed a taint complaint to the police department. I think he is serving 5 to 10!

by jeeeeeahhhh July 16, 2009

complatin'

slang - verb - to complain whilst hating

origin - swoozie06

Hey man, don't be complatin'.

by lolbroidk September 23, 2014

Complainabragg

When someone complains about something, but they are really doing it to brag.

My friend constantly complainabraggs about all the guys that ask her out.

by Libraryguy September 26, 2012

Complain-Bragging

When someone attempts to be negative about an aspect of their life that is in reality, undeniably awesome. A way of verbally showing off without being super obvious or bragging outright.

She was complain-bragging that the hubcaps on her free car don't match her outfit.

He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!

by QuinnTay February 6, 2012

smear campaign

An extra-meaningful word similar to "slander".

"People like to run smear campaigns about the Bush Administration.....you'll also see LOTS of smear campaigns in high school."
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004