Competencentracion

(Com-pe-ten-sen-traction)
When you concerntrate really hard on something and it’s escaping your mind a little bit but then you get it.

“I knew I knew what I was talking about and then I competencentraciatied (plural of competencentracion) enough that the answer became clear”

by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

comprehence

the understanding and learning of a subject and/ or a group of words

reading a paragraph and comprehending what it means
the part that you undertand is the part that you comprehence

by Dr P.h. Hubblestien October 28, 2009

Competent Individual

The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.

Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

computercentric

A word used to describe someone who is conceited regarding some computer related preference or skill of theirs, and feels a sense of superiority over those whose computer related preference or skill is different from theirs. This usually pertains to operating systems or computer programming languages.

e.g. 1): “He thinks Windows users are brainwashed by Microsoft. He’s definitely computercentric when it comes to Linux.”

e.g. 2):

Person 1): “Visual Basic is for subliterate morons! Try some C++ when you get with the time and leave your cave, Neanderthal!”

Person 2): “Screw you, you computercentric, pompous ass!”

by Excrucio August 25, 2006

Competency Boner

It's when someone's doing something that they're highly proficient at, and you find that attractive

i see you doing the thing that you know how to do oh so well and THAT'S attractive

I saw them and they started talking about their favorite subject, and now i have a competency boner

i saw him performing and now i got a competency boner

by zaraT March 27, 2023

competencism

Discrimination based on competency, or lackthereof.

When the advertising company didn't hire Hector because his only work experience was flipping burgers and pumping gas, Hector complained to the Human Rights Commission of competencism.

by D. Y. Vetz January 24, 2021

completenerd

Someone with no common sense and no friends, who lives in their schoolwork. They can not dance, and they also can not dress. They look like a middleaged cat woman,yes even if they are a man, and are frequently seen lurking in the halls of closed municipal buildings looking for politicans to quiz on the state of the city's sewer system.

Look at that poor, lost, pimply soul in that pigeon sweater, what a completenerd.

by yeayeayea132 October 23, 2007