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mass-marketed non-conformism

Very similar to conformists or popular culture... but actually a subculture of pop. If sixty kids shop at Hot topic then they are mass-marketed non-coformists. They used to listen to Marilyn before he released "AntiChrist Superstar" so they justify that they are not posers. Next gen version of these kids are know described as Scene.
Choir of 13 angst-ridden kiddies singing in unison:
"one is different but there are a million the same!"
After seeing this specticle one realizes...Holy shite!
All Those kids are practicing mass-marketed non-conformism!
by melloncollieowl November 21, 2005
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comfortist

Someone whose only goal in life is comfort. Slightly reclusive, works as hard as they need to be comfortable in life. Only concerned with the well being of themselves and their immediate family. (Most often a functional stoner)
I would rather be a comfortist than a celebrity.
by EBAHallyD October 26, 2017
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comfortize

v. to remove fancy or business attire and put on more comfortable clothes
I just got home from a long day of work. It's time to comfortize.
by Megan77 July 23, 2008
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Comfortaish

The relaxed state of comfort and vacation when in the presence of hoes.
As I am typing this I am in a state of comfortaish due to the fact that there is a hot hoe present and I am comfortable and in a state of mind of vacation.
by LakeyPoo July 28, 2009
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comforting a dead one

Attempting to re-arouse an overused johnson
woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...

man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one
by berrylads August 18, 2011
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comforting snail

The use of one's thumb to comfort someone when they are upset. The comforter applies their thumb in a comforting circular motion to the comfortee's upper arm, usually whilst saying "comforting snail" to avoid unnecessary confusion. The circular motion is created using the joint of the thumb - not the arm.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".

The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.
Charlotte: Ohh no i just dropped my fork!
Wendy: *Comforting snail*
by Tnetennba:) June 30, 2011
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comfortility

A scale on which the comfort of something is measured.
Comfortility is measured in comfortalls, the rough scale for this goes thus: 0-not very comfortable at all (eg a hard wooden bed which has 10 inch nails penitrating it which stick into your bare back also giving you splinters.)
The scale ranges to 83 a very comfortable thing to be resting in (eg. an incredibly padded seat which takes totoaly absorbs your body and gives you a weightlessness feeling)
Inbetween is 42, the average comfortility. (eg. a standard padded arm chair)
The comfortility scale can also be exact with scientific tests, which, take in to accout one's dimensions and weight, senario and tiredness.
-"excuse me, I wish to buy an arm chair for my lounge, i was wandering if you could help me"
"Of course, that is my job"
"oh, thankyou. Now how is an arm chair likely to cost me."
"Well, it all depends on what comfortility you are looking for."

-"Son, where is all our furniture gone?"
"My friends dad who's a scientist has taken them away to do tests on them, because me and my sister were arguing wich chair was the most comfortable."
by Yung Simon August 23, 2005
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