Comatose

1. In a state of unconsciousness or in a coma
2. Numb or Numbing

Also, a song that Jaden Hossler sings. Aka Jxdn

"My heart is Comatose, Comtose."

by Pippigrace September 12, 2020

Comadoze

The act of laying down for a short nap and waking up to realize you're late and/or overslept

"hmm I have an hour before my linguistics class, I'm just gonna crash for bit"

*2 hours later*

"yaaaaawn... ZOMFG I'm late!! I knew I would comadoze"

by Ctonini2 March 16, 2010

carnal comatose

This is where you sneak into the comatose ward of the hospital and have sex with all the coma patients to try to wake them from their comas. This is actually for your own sexual gratification and does not help their condition whatsoever. Never do this.

Seth snuck into the hospital and enjoyed a carnal comatose ... Then he was arrested for rape and spent fifty years in prison, where he was raped in the ass.

by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006

comatosed

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;

A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed

by Leo R, May 15, 2008

comatose kielbasa

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.

Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.

by Francis Coughlin November 21, 2006

comatose

What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.

I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010

CoMaCose

When you go home after a week of working at the manufacturing plant and pass out for the whole weekend because life is meaningless and nothing matters.

I've been working overtime at Cox Manufacturing, this weekend I went full CoMaCose.

by kamakazy13 July 24, 2020