Comstock

reformer, reformist, crusader, meliorist

He totally got it done!

I know, he's a real comstock.

by ying&yang October 18, 2008

Coxsock

A sock which one ejaculates into.

Kieran Cummed into his Coxsock

by GAYER_THAN_YOU July 19, 2010

schrodingers cumsock

Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.

Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.

Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.

by The Big Prophet November 21, 2020

National Cumsockgogy Day

It is a special day where we celebrate the birthday of Cumsockgogy aka Max

Its National Cumsockgogy day everyone, cishets get out!

by dciymgc lovebot November 15, 2021

cumsocking

Cumsocking is the process of cumming into a sock and then repeatedly slapping your partner in the face with it.

My girlfriend was being a real bitch last night, so I gave her a nice hour long cumsocking session.

by apoorexcuseofahumanbeing December 30, 2014

Comstock Lode

A way of describing a quantity of something that totally kicks ass. Use like tits or money .

Nothing to do with the gold-find.

Did you see all those chips? It's the damn comstock lode of chips !

by Adam Malone January 30, 2005

Comstock Lode

Act of a man with a sterling Prince Albert cumming in a silver spoon and the bitch eat it.

Man, you shoulda seen the Comstock Lode I fed that bitch after we left the bar last night!

by ScottyPhillips March 12, 2011