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calum hood

a sensation and bodacious man in aesthetically pleasing outfits, who plays the fucking bass and radiants big dick energy.
DID YOU SEE CALUM HOOD PLAY BASS HE IS FUCKING AMAZING
by donttestmeiampunkrock July 31, 2018
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chlumskydream

the coolest account to ever exist, they post bojack horseman on their feed and spam their story with random shit all the time
chlumskydream liked your photo
by bojackhorsemansupremacy September 1, 2021
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Columbus Day

The day that Columbus set foot in America.
If you think he didn't, you're a moron. Yes. he wasn't the first European to set foot in America, that was Leif Erikson. However, Leif didn't make monumental colonies spreading across the continent. This makes Columbus the third person not from America to step there -- first was Leif Erikson, then Mansa Musa's predecessor, then Columbus.

And no, this day doesn't celebrate the deaths of native Americans...
History fanatic, learn history.
Happy Columbus day, mate!
Happy Columbus day!
by Sylaswwww July 30, 2021
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Columbian Comakazi

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.
Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!
by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011
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Armchair Columbo

A person who thinks they can work out the motives, actions and guilt of people involved in high profile media criminal cases, based only on media revelations and their limited imagination.

Derivation is from Lt Columbo (a fictional TV Homicide detective from the 70's and 80's) who always knew who the killer was, within 2 minutes of meeting them (although, because this was fiction, he was always right)

Armchair Columbo's exist in a simple world full of Black and white motives, stranger dangers and Paedophiles hiding behind every tree

They are more likely to be conversant with TV police dramas than real life, and will know a great deal about forensic science from such shows as CSI:NY and NCIS, without realizing that most of this is fiction
Tigerlily: On the news, it said the missing boy was fully dressed and walked out the front door. How could a 3 year old dress himself and open the front door? I reckon the parents must know a lot more than they are letting on
Vinnie: Oh Tigerlily, you're such an Armchair Columbo
by DutchCappedCrusader January 16, 2014
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Clump Sporran

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.
I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.
by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020
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Calum Hood

Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.
Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?

Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.
by the whale's vagina June 15, 2013
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