A stupid virus which makes people fight over toilet paper, hoard toilet paper and anything lysol.When you choke everyone freaks out.
Chad:*Chokes*
Alex:CORONA!RUN!
Chad:Damn it
Old lady:I found it first
Woman:Give it up you old hag
Walmart Employee: Break it up uglies
Chad:*Chokes*
Alex:CORONA!RUN!
Chad:Damn it
Old lady:I found it first
Woman:Give it up you old hag
Walmart Employee: Break it up uglies
by SMH0318 April 7, 2020
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Once it comes out on Blu-Ray, I look forward to getting nice and intimate with Coronavirus the Movie.
by James Headfield March 14, 2020
Get the Coronavirus the Movie mug.by B really January 27, 2020
Get the Coronavirus mug.The Coronavirus is a virus that fucks up our lives. We can't go out, or do shit. I fucking hate Coronavirus, and you should too.
by The Anonymous Urban Writer May 22, 2020
Get the The Coronavirus mug.A plague that causes an upper respiratory infection caused by some dumbass in China that ate a bat and got sick and infected everyone else
by Gage2003A3 January 29, 2020
Get the Coronavirus mug.When you had plans for something but decide to shut everything down last minute, in a last ditch effort to make it so you can stay comfortable in your home so you don't have to communicate with the outside world. While you get to make forts out of your toilet paper.
by Djshockjock March 18, 2020
Get the Coronavirusing mug.If you suspect you have contracted the coronavirus, you are right—it is like Murphy’s Law applied to the “foreign virus,” especially if you are a diehard Trump loyalist.
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