A feral nasty kid that watches cocomelon on their funky ass iPad, typically found in grocery stores coughing and sneezing while wiping their snot on their crusty ass iPads
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/ˈclo͞omər/
Individual who oversaturates the Clone Troopers from Star Wars, mostly known for their witty comments regarding the accuracy of imperial stormtroopers, as well as believing the Clone Wars TV Show is the best piece of Star Wars media.
/ˈclo͞omər/
Individual who oversaturates the Clone Troopers from Star Wars, mostly known for their witty comments regarding the accuracy of imperial stormtroopers, as well as believing the Clone Wars TV Show is the best piece of Star Wars media.
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"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"
"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"
"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"
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Get the Colombian Landslide mug.White Colombians are very common, unlike most latin americans who tend to have indian and dark traits , people might be a little surprised with the ammount of white Colombians, mostly in big cities like Medellin, Cali and the capital city: Bogotá.
Colombains aren't Mexicans, nor Peruvians, nor Guatemalans and so on. Therefore Colombians aren't necessarily brown or have similar looks as their Latin American counterparts. In fact, there are a lot more white genes in the Colombian heritage since the Spaniards first arrived in South America. Many Colombians get this a lot:
Colombains aren't Mexicans, nor Peruvians, nor Guatemalans and so on. Therefore Colombians aren't necessarily brown or have similar looks as their Latin American counterparts. In fact, there are a lot more white genes in the Colombian heritage since the Spaniards first arrived in South America. Many Colombians get this a lot:
British guy: where are you from?
Colombian: Colombia
British guy: But you don't look Colombian, you look white!
This a perfect example of the misconception among people when generalizing typical Latino traits.
White Colombian
Colombian: Colombia
British guy: But you don't look Colombian, you look white!
This a perfect example of the misconception among people when generalizing typical Latino traits.
White Colombian
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"I just got screwed by a Colombian Bear"
Columbian Bear also known as a ColCumCam
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Columbian Bear also known as a ColCumCam
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