Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.
But the meme has grown, naturally.
Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
But the meme has grown, naturally.
Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.
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A style of filmmaking that uses odd angles, zooms, pointless video effects, musical numbers, and sudden noises to try to keep an audience's attention, but ends up just drowning whatever information is intended with sheer noise. Common in the 1990s, for instructional videos and commercials. Best exemplified by Bill Nye.
Coined by the RedLetterMedia series "Best of the Worst"
Coined by the RedLetterMedia series "Best of the Worst"
"Ugh, I didn't learn a thing from that science video, all I got from it is a headache. It was too full of commercial surrealism to understand."
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Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, the Commercialbowl is on today!!! I don't watch it for the foot-testicle {football}, I watch it for the new commercials!!!
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One minute he was cute as a button, the next, he was supermegafoxyawesomehot. He should win any award he's nominated for because he's that good.
One minute he was cute as a button, the next, he was supermegafoxyawesomehot. He should win any award he's nominated for because he's that good.
Girl: Did you watch Glee last night?
Kurtsie: Oh my god! wasn't it awesome!? Chris Colfer looked damn fine! He had me in tears again!
Girl: I know dude!
Kurtsie: Oh my god! wasn't it awesome!? Chris Colfer looked damn fine! He had me in tears again!
Girl: I know dude!
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