Callado

An idiotic act to cause a somewhat serious conversation turn into a stupid irrelevant conversation.

Example 1

Ashley: Hey man, I got these dank as-
Josh: COOL
Ashley: Josh, don't be a fucking Callado

Example 2

Ashley: Wanna smoke some weed on the weekend?
Josh: How about you fuck yourself in the asshole?
Ashley: Fuckin' Callado.

by His name is George September 5, 2013

Collamore

A corrupt individual who stacks odds in his favor and still loses a Vile inhuman monster

“I can’t believe Brian cheated in fantasy football!”
“I know right what a Collamore!”

by Schlick Cognitto April 4, 2023

collaborapper

A rapper who is great when featuring on other rappers tracks, but cant really hold down an album or song by themselves.

Man, Nicki Minaj's verse in Monster kills it, but her album sucks ass dude.

Yeah i know, she's such a collaborapper.

Yo dude, Xzibit is awesome in Dr Dre's whats the difference, but his albums are just so average.

Yeah, he's a collaborapper man.

by Rahul Moley October 8, 2011

Collazo

An awsome Puerto Rican. Very giving funny and a great lover.Let it be known a Collazo men are usually very well hung and tend to fall in love with women named Renee.

Oh my goodness he is hung like a bear he must be a collazo

by therob33 October 31, 2013

Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie

The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla

“Football.”— Turk

(Everyone agrees)

“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith

“They started late this year.”— Doug

“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd

“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted

“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.

“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso

“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk

by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 3, 2010

Collapod

An autistic specimen also known from its previous name before being evolved as "Rhys"

The Collapod is a noble creature from the land of autistic squirrels

by Merajohn August 24, 2019

legitimate collaboration

Any constructive educational and intellectual practice that aims to facilitate optimal learning outcomes through interaction between students

Some school in the suburbs might have a legitimate collaboration

by rockwell13 August 23, 2006