Coles Crossing

A predominately white suburban neighborhood in Cypress Texas filled with entitled kids that wear white converse, chacos, and whatever shoes Kanye just dropped. Most people here care more about sports than academics and most of the girls listen to rap in order to feel "gangster". All of the houses look pretty much the same, which reflects how most of the people try to act as well. The infamous "Coles Crossing Moms" are a bunch of status crazy ladies that can be seen power walking on the trails in groups, acting as if they are still in high school and gossiping about their neighbors. There are some good people here though, they're just hard to find because they don't bother with social media or trying to be the loudest one in the room in order to get attention.

"Dang I see you flexing with your parents money. How Coles Crossing of you."

"We had to stop playing tag at recess because some kid got hurt one time and the next day the teachers got a swarm of emails from the Coles Crossing moms."

by lemonpancakeswithicecream August 3, 2018

Devil's Coleslaw

After sex when you take the gooch "juice" and semen then smear it on your partner's upper lip.

Dude I did a devil's coleslaw to this girl last night!!!

by jastyra July 13, 2019

Colesexual

when you are in love with the most beautiful and hottest man on this world cole sprouse no matter what gender you are.then you are colesexual.

I only find Cole Sprouse attractive.I’m colesexual.

by bugheadxfeelings June 5, 2019

Colossal

1. Very large: Unusually or impressively large or huge.

2. Very great or impressive.

1. A colossal high-rise office building.
2. Those idiots made a colossal blunder.

by Jafje April 15, 2007

Colostitute

A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.

Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!

by Sick MD April 24, 2009

colos beans

Colos Beans is a company that sells 🅱️eans They serve some good beans. The beans hit best from around 2:00AM to 4:00AM. They also hit nice at 4:20AM or PM. The recipe is a secretive as The

Krabby Patty Secret Formula. A man named Colo is the founder of this company and Shrek is the CEO currently. NORMIES CANNOT EAT THIS FOOD. Colos Beans will destroy any normie from the inside to out, that touches the sacred beans. Colos Beans is a very delicious food to eat. FYI:They are served in cans. You can by one can for $4.20.

Also: On Black Friday through Cyber Monday, Colo’s Beans is 69% off. (Which is very nice

Warning: Colos Beans makes you vibe real crazy.

Me: Yo, it’s 4:20AM, let’s get the cans of colos beans.
Danny DeVito: Ah yes, we shall have our holy feast.
Keanu Reeves: We shall vibe hard with these sacred beans

by beansbeansbeansbeansbeans November 30, 2019

coleslawg

the dog coleslawg was not happy when he was giver his burger

"hey have you seen what coleslawg did" no i didnt

by coleslawg little brother May 29, 2023