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Coldstone Creamery

One of thee most easiest jobs ever created, yet somehow people get fired like crazy. We sing, we make ice cream, and we sit around and do nothing.
Come here, and say something stupid, we'll make fun of you for a week.
We hate having customers, yet they like coming here.
They ask us stupid questions. We give them stupid answers.
We don't care your ice cream is melting, so please don't tell us.
We could really careless if you like what you're eating, we just want to go home.
We don't sell half of the things you ask us for, and most of us are sick of hearing you idiots ask us about it.
Our boss is a jew bastard, who's not even jewish.
But is one of the most jewish people we've ever met.
Our manager is a child molster and pedo.
Tell him your cold, he'll turn the air lower.
Our assistant manager is also a pedo and around the clock pot head.
Everyone else who works here might as well have an IQ of 5.
Except for a select few.
Overall we hate our job, but we do it anyway cause we need the money.
And if you come in, we'll give you a fake smile here and there, but don't expect it all the time.
Welcome to Coldstone, you douche bag.
Customer: "WHY IS MY ICE CREAM MELTING?!"
Us: "Because it's ice cream."

Customer: "Do you sell coffee?"
Us: "What do you think?"

Customer: "Why are you called Coldstone Creamery?"
Us: "I don't know, I've been trying to figure out that since I've got a job here."
by chillaxerbate October 15, 2006
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coldstoned

The act of visiting Cold Stone Creamery to get ice cream while baked.
Getting really baked, and going to Cold Stone
by Bernard Parsons August 28, 2005
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cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"
"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."
by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005
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Coldstone Creamer

Sex outside but pulling out just in time to write your name in the snow.
Jersey Phil's favorite season is winter because he loves to do the Coldstone Creamer.
by Jersey Phil April 20, 2014
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coonshine

Strong Homebrew with an alcohol volume of more than 20%, usually brewed from sugarcane using turbo yeast.
"Damn, that's some strong shit you got there nigga!"

"That Coonshine sure gets you pissed"

"I got so wasted off that Coonshine, I slept with my sister!"
by Coony May 7, 2007
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Coldstone Depression

The immense amount of regret and shame felt after eating icecream from Coldstone Creamery.
David: "Mer, I feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream..."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."
by hi.immeredith August 6, 2011
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cockshiner

The result of banging just that little bit too hard.
Alex "What's that mark?"
Devlin "I got myself a right good cockshiner. I guess my missus is stronger than she looks."
by Amy 'i like puzzles' September 4, 2005
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