Someone who has been nailed in Stephen Colbert's satirical style(From the Colbert Report). Like the way the right wingers get nailed by him all the time.
Chris : I like him, he agrees with me that women should stay in the kitchen.
John : No dude, he just colbertized you.
John : No dude, he just colbertized you.
by Chris0108 November 7, 2008
Get the Colbertizedmug. by Artemus, Ren March 30, 2010
Get the The Colbertmug. Stephen Colbert, host of the Colbert report. The sexiest comedian on television, not to mention his amazing chemistry with Jon Stewart. In addition, Colbert is also a great dancer, can flip to his desk, and obviously, is very handsome.
by natalie m January 21, 2007
Get the colbertmug. To hold a politician accountable, face to face.
Originally from the French "Colberiser: Régler face à face, ses comptes avec un politicien." (http://www.manumilitari.net/?p=525)
Originally from the French "Colberiser: Régler face à face, ses comptes avec un politicien." (http://www.manumilitari.net/?p=525)
Donald Rumsfeld was colberted when Ray McGovern confronted him with documented evidence of Rumsfeld saying things he had just denied saying.
by --none-- July 30, 2008
Get the colbertedmug. Verb. To talk rings around your opponent until they begin to sputter, are rendered speechless and become, therefore, impotent (aka nailed) as their argument collapses around them. Submitted in honor of the television comedian Stephen Colbert, the great, brave and high master of satire and truthiness.
He tried to bulldoze him with his theories during the debate but he was colberted in two minutes flat.
by vigwig May 3, 2008
Get the colbertmug. The display of irrational dislike for Canada and Canadians, normally the result of an upbringing by rednecks in the backwoods of South Carolina.
After Canada refused to believe the USA's fake rationale for invading Iraq, many ignorant Americans, like Mike Judge caught a bad case Colbertism, which has been subsequently unshakable by common sense and truth.
by counterspinner February 6, 2010
Get the Colbertismmug. Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill. NASA's space treadmill in the new "Tranquility" node.
Timmy: Want to go for a jog?
John: Why the hell would we do that when we have a perfectly nice COLBERT to jump on?
John: Why the hell would we do that when we have a perfectly nice COLBERT to jump on?
by roar123 April 15, 2009
Get the COLBERTmug.