Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012

Colander

You can drain rice. When it fills up, your most loved one is gone too! Share this to start a vegan life.

A: Have- have- have you seen the colander, I want to drain the rice.
B:Sure, it is in the garage.

by MIGegt October 15, 2021

"Oh I just colandated the pasta"
"Can you colandate the pasta for me?"
"While I'm colandating the pasta can you take the garlic bread out the over?"

by WordWizzard42 April 8, 2023

A way to describe someone with a terrible short term memory.
The information "drains" out just as fast as it came in.

Person: Okay the code is 123.
Person 15 seconds later: Damn was the code 321..?
Person: Oh damnit I'm such a colander!

by GrooveTorped March 28, 2021

A person who has all their holes used and then drains liquod

"Did you here about Charles and his Colander Whore"

by Johnny FuckWit October 31, 2019