text cohones

1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.

Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones

by freshpseudo January 30, 2009

Cohones

Spanish slang for testicles, balls, nuts. Normally said in reference to someones bravery or "guts"

The American "tunnel rats" in Vietnam had some big cohones

by Wile E. Cotote September 27, 2003

coroner

Someone who investigates dead bodies that were probably murdered. they investigate dead bodies that look like they didnt die a "natural" death.

Notorious B.I.G. says "call the coroner!" in his song "Warning" because he's talking about how he's gonna kill some fools coming after him for his money.

by THE ONE AND ONLY SAMANTHA August 4, 2007

Coonery

A word that niggas from Maryland use to describe dumb shit/ dumb niggas

Kenny:”Look at this nigga tryna flex his fake ass Jordan’s”

Jairo: “Such coonery”

by YourGirlGaveMeTop December 13, 2019

Cohones

How white people who've never had real mexican food think cojones is spelled.

Bob: Grab 'em by the cohones!
Roberto: That's cojones. And an effective move.

by bean, trivia queen March 28, 2015

choners

male or female underwear of any type

"Hey Vato! Look at my new pair of choners."

by Jonner May 16, 2005

cojonera

noun same as "blue balls", e.g. how the male genitalia hurts after a prolonged time of arousal without orgasm.

Person A: Shit, she kept me all horny for three hours straight. And didn't even jack me off in the end.
Person B: No joda, debes tener cojonera...

by alpha_male74 March 9, 2009