cuggles

A variation on the word Cuddle used by Janet in Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

^ mentioned all in the above

by Summer January 2, 2005

Coogleshiffy

When you accidentally trip over a turtle who is eating an ice cream cone.

What the hell, I just pulled a coogleshiffy.

by Foopydangler August 14, 2006

coggle over

North East England, dialect, phrasal verb: to twist your ankle while walking or running causing you to stumble.

A typical 'coggle over' conversation:

Ow!

What’s the matter?

Nothing, just coggled over... Aaargh, me ankle, it fuckin’ knacks, man!

Yer daft cunt.

by mona_minchiata April 16, 2009

Cougles

When a cougar will go home with any youngster no matter how ugly they are.

I must have been wearing my cougles when I took him home

by UK82 February 2, 2010

Cloggles

Shortened version of "clout goggles"

Only the best form of sunglasses.

"Why does that man have his sunglasses on at night?"
"Those aren't just sunglasses, they're cloggles and they complete the fit"

by Ayyyyyyyooooooo May 20, 2019

Gobble my Coggle

Popularized in the 2018 novel "Death of a Guardsman", when the protagonist demands that his apprentice "gobble his coggle", meaning he wants to be deepthroated and gagged on. To have one's coggle gobbled basically involves receiving a really awesome blowjob that produces a full-body high that can't be replicated in unprotected sex. This is the best thing that can happen to a person. In fact, I'm getting my coggle gobbled right now. Ooooh yeah. OOOOOOOOOOOOH yeeeeeeeh.

*eggplant*

"Hey Duncan can I have some money to go shopping?"
"I don't know, I'll definitely need something in return Felina."
"No! NO!"
"YES! MY COGGLE WILL BE GOBBLED! GOBBLE MY COGGLE!"
"This is the fifth time to---gobblegobblegobblecogglecoggle

by YungHoratio February 17, 2019

coggle

1. The act of a man pleasuring himself. As oppossed to twoggle.

2. Not just limited to one person however, it may involve multiple people and they can be referred to as coggle companions, involved in this "group coggling session"

-Not generally conjugated in spanish like twoggle but, in some random cases it can be

ex. twoggliendo
twogglemente
and/or coggle

"Hey, how much longer until we have to go to our FCAT rooms?"
"Umm, i don't know, why?"
"D'ya think i have enough time to go coggle??

by Kenny Johnson March 12, 2007