Coffee

Black, strong and with no sugar: the elixir of life.
I feel dead...I know, I'll go drink some coffee!
by Criminal Activist October 23, 2007
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Sarah: (Dead From overworking)
Hannah: Here have some coffee!
Sarah:(Alive again)
by Sarah’s Dictionary August 10, 2018
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He drank coffee. He's beyond hyperactive now.
by dragsbruh July 12, 2023
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In the beginning God created light the universe, then said "let there be coffee so we can all keep going" then after his twelfth cup he wrote the Bible and a short autobiography that was lost in 3 billion BC.
by carefulwiththataxluke March 24, 2009
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A term to replace the word sex. A way to keep the conversation PG with everyone thinking you mean coffee, but you really don't.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl is really hot!

Guy 2: Man I'd love to have coffee with her.
by coffee-grinder October 08, 2010
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The black juice that keeps mankind running.
Man, I need my coffee to get through the day.
by Fetxch March 16, 2020
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Nectar of the Gods. Coffee is a magical drink made of nothing more then a great-smelling bean and water, then heated to bring out the flavor. Coffee is like a great-tasting energy drink that is actually completely healthy for you! It has amazing health benefits such as; Lowering the risk of Diabetes, Parkinson's Disease, Colon Cancer, Headaches, and risk of Cavities! Plus it's addictive! I CAN'T STOP SHAKING!!! At least Coffee addiction is better then Meth addiction!
Man: Dude, why are you shaking so much?

Dude: Coffee, Man! COFFEE!
by Splek February 17, 2009
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