The Covington Blumpkinator

The action of a person receiving a blowjob and getting their ass hole eaten out at the same time while taking a poop.

Taylor and Katie break down bathroom doors in Covinton High School in order to give The Covington Blumpkinator to their terrified victims.

by 50 Shades of Guff December 9, 2012

Rodney Carrington

a comedien/singer who appears occasionally on the bob and tom show

Rodney Carrington is a funny guy best known for his "Fred Song" and "Don't Look Now (Momma's Got Her Boobs Out)".

by Michael_Hunt September 6, 2009

Fort Covington

Fort Covington, NY - it's a town just as redneck as it sounds. With one street light, one gas station, one grocery store and one pizzeria, there are plentiful action-packed things to do and see for the 32 people that live in this podunk town. Fifty percent of the locals are above 70 years of age and have never left the town...even for a vacation. The other fifty percent are two-teethed rejects of life that spread their legs for money and live off the welfare system. Yes, this place sure has its charm. Well, no one comes to visit, and those who pass through it barely noticed. The stench of cow shit in the summer may have gotten a passerby's attention, but for the most part - only Indians make their way through Fort Covington, only to go to Canada and smuggle huge amounts of stank weed into the country for double the price. Ahh, the beautiful cow country, dirty Salmon River, and muffin topped ladies pushing strollers of rugrats down Route 37. This town is the pride of the North Country, for sure.

A driver and passenger are cruising down Route 37 and spot a road sign for Fort Covington up ahead.

The car's passenger waits 5 seconds and asks if they had reached the town yet.

But the driver says to the passenger, "Dude, we passed it four seconds ago. Didn't you see that nasty fat bitch licking a custard outside of Leroux's. She's the town judge."

by 12937 November 17, 2010

Carrington

He is a sexy beast who can be shy around new people. Carrington always knows what to say and is great with girls. Carrington's are way hot and really nice. They make good best friends but even better lovers. Carrington is a great person who loves hot girls, if a Carrington talks to you be happy cause they only go for tens.

I am down and want to talk to someone. I know who Carrington!!!! I want to hangout with a hot guy I know who Carrington!(:

by godesss August 8, 2012

Carrington

An irresistible, charming man that is endlessly unavailable. He is an outgoing person that will make friends with everyone, but will maintain the close relationships for life. He is the man a woman dreams of having as her husband. He will make a wonderful father because he brings a smile to every child's face and is a strong person able to raise them. He is a never ending fantasy.

I met Carrington last night and we hit it off so well I thought I had found the one.. then I woke from my slumber and realized he was again only a fantasy.

by dreamer692791 February 12, 2014

Chodingtons' Disease

Chodingtons' is a degenerative disease that can attack at any age. Those suffering from the illness appear to regress mentally, losing any and all trades/skills that they may have acquired during their life. In extreme cases language is also affected, as both the victim's vocabulary and ability to enunciate diminish rapidly.

The end result is a useless chunk of flesh and skin completely devoid of positive characteristics and rational thoughts. The person has become a useless chode.

Dave: "Is it just me, or is Wendell's code completely useless?"

Rob: "Wendell's everything is completely useless... Kid's got Chodingtons' Disease"

by 99Anonymous99 November 6, 2008

Cardington

A town that’s fully of pussy ass bitches who need to grow the fuck up and let themselves go.

Damn don’t be a bitch from cardington

by F-Dingtown November 4, 2019