cocotaso

When a Hispanic mom or dad hits you with their knuckles on your head really hard.

Eh chica? Quieres un cocotaso?!

by ESE m March 30, 2016

The Cocoa Scale

An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.

The Cocoa Scale is:

Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate

fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%

by i-ain May 30, 2009

hot cocoa sampler box

A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"I swear I'm going postal if I get another hot cocoa sampler box this year."

by Lady Csyde February 7, 2004

Cocolada

A Pina Colada mixed with Coca Cola Classic "Coke". Hense: Cocolada. A Very delicious and refreshing combination. Best way to try it is at 711 by mixing the two Slurpee flavors if available.

Ramoon: Yo Greib you be sippin on dat cocolada all the time

Greib: Cause I know whats good pup

by Greib Minzadian November 4, 2010

Cocoa pie

The resulting masterpeice after person (a) shits into the vagina of woman (b) either during or after intercourse and lets it ooze out after it has mingled with her vaginal juices.

woman : "shit in my clunge baby"
man: "ok, lets make a cocoa pie"

by spagg_bol December 12, 2010

cocoa butter

The essence of black skin-care. (If you're black, you already know what it is)

Fuck, my skin's too ashy for this Jergens shit. I need some Cocoa Butter, nigga!

by Chrishawn Johnson September 9, 2008

cockdazzle

When a girl or guy pulls your pants down to give you head and is flabbergasted and often intimidated by the size of your dick.

that skank Latisha was cockdazzled by the size of my dick and didnt give me head

by johnnyjohnson1196 November 15, 2009