Cocktapussy

A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.

"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"

by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012

cocktapus

a person with eight penises

Matt has eight penises. That means that he is one of the rare cocktapus

by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008

coctopus

theoretical sexual position involving a girl taking two cocks in the ass, vagina, and mouth while also giving two handjobs

Melvin: Dude check out this coctopus shit!!
Andy: Hentai is fucked up...

by jofah November 8, 2007

cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.

That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.

by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010

cockpussy

The "pussy" at the end of one's cock. dickhole

Hey bro, you see that thing on the end of you dick?" "Uhh yeah, my dickhole?" "No dude it looks more like a little pussy to me... I know! Let's call it a cockpussy!

by A-Twain12345 November 16, 2010

Cockpuss

A person that sucks and blows at the same time.

Jeremy is a real cockpuss.

by Morbo January 10, 2004

Cocktoss

Someone who is completely devoid of any and all common decency, or manners, and doesn't acknowledge any wrong doing on their part.

Someone who acts in an idiotic/rude manner.

Did you see that? That cocktoss just ran a red light and almost hit me!

by FBC82 April 16, 2019