Croctologist

Someone who knows a plethora of facts and information on the Crocs brand shoes.

Person A: You should get Crocs.

Person B: Why? What's so great about them?

Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....

Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!

by Janet66 June 30, 2009

Sun Coconologist

A type of scientist that devotes his life to the study of sun coconology, which is the study of a coconut appearing after a star has gone supernova.

Notable proponents of this theory include
Dr Jaspal G Forest

Dr Alan B Sides

Dr Forest in a heated discussion regarding the expansion rate of a star going supernova argued -

"Scientists are stupid! If I said that a coconut could come out of the sun, they would believe it!"

Thus the research of Sun Coconologist was theorised.

by Dr Richard Saul June 20, 2009

cockologist

One who studies and/or sucks on a cock,(but to get a better uderstanding of a cockologist read my defenition that follows)a skilled dick sucking bitch thats often found in the corners of main streets.

Cockologist is the fastest growing job in america.
The cockologist knows all about cock.

by notoytolerance December 31, 2005

cockologist

Person who studies cocks.
a fag and or homo
used to diss gay people.

Cockology-the study of cocks.

Man, stop being such a cockologist.
"Hey, what's that book about?" "cockology.."

by Founded by E.C. December 19, 2008

Cracktologist

(See also Cracktitioner) A professional who has studied Cracktology and who has achieved at least a Crackchelor.

I’m a qualified Cracktologist.

by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

Cometologist

Someone who studies asteroids and other space rocks

Kyle wants to be a cometologist and study asteroids when he grows up

by Words.com July 9, 2025