Cocktimistic

Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick

Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?

Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.

Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!

by Dotpsych April 8, 2011

cocktimistic

Being particularly optimistic in matters regarding sex.

"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"

"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"

by vvlts December 12, 2012

Cocktimistic

Overestimating the size of one's penis.

Dave said it would shatter my ovaries, but he was being cocktimistic!

by dave_moodiesburn July 18, 2018

Cucktimist.

A naive person always has to see 'the best in people'

Sarah's boyfriend John has cheated at his last 2 girlfriends but she trusts him because ''he truly loves her'' What a cucktimist.

by SamJ4Real October 26, 2018

cocktist

One who is an expert in drawing, sculpting, molding, painting, carving, sketching, creating, etc artificial cocks.

That cock on the wall in the bathroom must have been drawn by a real cocktist

by ROCKY D January 23, 2020

cocktivity

Activity produced with your cock Maybe masturbation maybe not.

Kenda's cocktivity made her try her hand at fucking a huge one in her own clan

by trumpetenthusiastextrodinaire October 4, 2005

Cocktivist

Cocktivism consists of efforts made to block the cock.

1. Shitty wingman
2. Lezbo

1.Way to rally up back there with your dumb jokes and spilly drinking! I was about to close the deal.. cocktivist !

2.That rugmuncher is totaly boycotting cock..cocktivist!

by Flameblue July 16, 2011