Cocktor

A doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.

Doc: "Looks like you are suffering from Myalgic Encephalomyelitis."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."

by moreritz January 20, 2015

matthew cockerill

This guy is an absalute tank of lad who knows what he's chatting.

You can spot a Matthew Cockerill coz he is the fittest lad you ever did see. ;)

*Girl 1 - Woo that lad is fit and i mean.... Fit

*Girl 2 - He has to be a Matthew Cockerill

by Shesamunter22 May 15, 2016

Cockteasian

A fairly common race of girl who will invite you back to their place after a party, and despite what it may seem, have no intentions of fondling your cock.

The cockteasian cleverly outwitted the drunken boy, and left him sore and disappointed in the morning.

by shaunn926 June 29, 2009

cockference call

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.

Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.

by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009

Jarvis Cocker

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

The Cocker

Two in the sack. One in the back.

Did you hear about the gay version of the shocker?
No!
Its called the Cocker!

by Erik and Joel September 25, 2011

Jiminy cockthroat

Coined by Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation fame, the genre known as Jiminy cockthroat is an open world, stealth game with crafting and collectibles. Common examples of this repetitive game type are Ghost of Tsushima, Far Cry 5, The Last of Us, and Assassin's Creed: Odyssey.

"Have you heard about Pragmata?"
"Yeah, it's just gonna be another one of those Jiminy cockthroat games."

by asmodeusUD October 23, 2020