Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.
by Bigg Sexxxy November 15, 2007
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A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).
I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.
by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005
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Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.
by Rosegger January 17, 2008
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Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.
Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.
Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!
by silkpouch September 22, 2007
Get the cocktopus mug.When a girl's pubic region is between groomings (i.e. shaving/waxing) and the hair begins to grow back, it is typically short, coarse and prickly, like a cactus.
During that phase, she can be said to have a "cactapuss", also can be referred to as a 'cactapussy'.
During that phase, she can be said to have a "cactapuss", also can be referred to as a 'cactapussy'.
"I need to make a waxing appointment to take care of this cactupuss"
"I can't fool around with Tom tonight, I gots a bad case o' cactapussy"
"Cletus, get your bitch ass over here and water my cactapuss"
"I can't fool around with Tom tonight, I gots a bad case o' cactapussy"
"Cletus, get your bitch ass over here and water my cactapuss"
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2. A form of domination over another person
3. Doing an act that is more than just winning, but an absolute ass kicking
4. Male domination over female during intercourse
2. A form of domination over another person
3. Doing an act that is more than just winning, but an absolute ass kicking
4. Male domination over female during intercourse
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