cockstridge

its not a cock; not an ostridge, but its a cockstridge

ryan, brenden, and chuck are geniuses or just queer, maybe we can get some beer. cockstridges have legs and can beat you in a race too.

by ryan October 2, 2003

cockstrich

A guy looking for a random hook up, but it doesn't happen because he goes through life with his head in the sand.

i.e. We are a swinging couple who tried to hook up with a guy, but it didn't happen cause he's such a cockstrich.

by Kiss_me July 29, 2014

Cockstuffed

It means to have so much cock in your mouth that you literally can not fit anymore in your mouth.

Guy: "Time for me to put mine in your mouth."
Girl: "No I'm cockstuffed

by Doitgood21 April 5, 2017

CockStrudel

A strudel glazed with jizz

Jordan W you cockstrudel.

by TheUnstoppableForceOfFuck May 17, 2018

cockatrice

One that could be defined by the essence of Zach Hartman.

Or Buddy Cianci, yeah, that too.

Dude, you're a cockatrice.

by asdasd September 15, 2004

cockatrice

a cock cubed, a cock that is greater than a doublecock. These 'creatures' can often be found on ancient murals and artwork. If you are lucky enough you may come across one in your daily life!

That cock is cubed!
Oh look, it's a cockatrice!

by barnfunkle April 1, 2008

cockstridge

When you insert your cock into the ground just like an ostridge for business OR pleasure.

Lamo: Mitch, why'd you pull a cockstridge?!

Mitch: Cause i like to hang loose!

by emgleich July 27, 2008