cockstorm

Unreal situation where cocks are rainin' from the sky like a huge tempest of cocks.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's rainin' coks

by Ga' November 21, 2003

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Corporate Cockshaft

The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.

Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.

After taking the corporate cockshaft for five days I had 48 hours, 48 hours of freedom.

by Rankojin July 15, 2004

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When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011

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cocksnard

Told to some who is being a Stupid Dick.

I can't believe you just did that to me. You are such a Cocksnard!

by Corrosion King April 13, 2014

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Cockster

A Porsche Boxster, from the habits of their drivers, primarily cocks. Cockster owners are famous for being gigantic assholes to cover up for the fact that they couldn't afford a 911, but still want to be as snobby as one a 911 pilot.

Usually justifies his spending via a discussion of how raw power isn't important, it is the raw feel of a car, handling, etc. May make reference (rightfully so) to how the 911 is still putting its engine in the wrong place, but do not be fooled by his pseudointellectualism, no matter his justification, nobody will buy a Boxster if they can afford a 911.

That fucking Cockster cut me off!

by EnderVandensloane June 29, 2010

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