cockstain

A person who considers themselves to be AnCap or Anarcho-Capitalist.

John: Tyler felt the need to buy a recreational RPG with the money he got from selling meth to 12 year old hookers..

Robert: Sounds like he became an AnCap.. What a fucking cockstain.

by DerpHouseCentralM8 October 4, 2016

cockstain

after having anal sex with your partner, but before wiping off, slap the significant other across the face with your poo and jizz covered penis

honey would you like to try a cockstain?

by DonJuanFranko May 1, 2017

cockstain

An ancom (anachist communist) who thinks the word "cockstain" is a good insult.

Huehuehue, ancaps are such cockstains

by Johan Kepler October 8, 2016

jolly cockstain

Someone that is blissfully unaware of how miserably pathetic they truly are.

John Howard is a jolly cockstain. Ignorance is bliss.

by Kiwi Sam April 2, 2008

Russian Cockstain

When a girl has two shit you fuck her in the ass until your dick is covered in shit then you make her blow you until all the shit is off of your cock.

Billy gave Martha one crazy Russian Cockstain lastnight.

by Leopold Burns November 17, 2010

cockaine

When you sniff cocaine with your urethra.
Only real G‘s are able to do this.

„Yo dealer, give me this good shit, I‘m gonna cockaine it.“

„Damn dawg, you really cockained from your sisters stomage?“

„Son, why is there white dust at your dick? Please don‘t tell me that you‘ve cockained?“
„Nah, don‘t worry mum, i‘m keeping those drugs for my friends“

by KingOrgasm May 25, 2021

master cocksman

Predominant figure amongst cocksmen. Responsible for instructing, directing and leading those who dedicate their lives to cocksmenship.

Behold! The master cocksman graces us with his presence.

by estimablesir January 11, 2009